Twitter always has the best solutions. Especially when it comes to existential problems. For example regarding the question what you should have accomplished when you’re reaching your mid-thirties. The funny answers show that you don’t have to live up to any supposed life aim. At least not to those society suggests. So if you happen to be 35 by now, here are some comforting thoughts for you: 15 realistic aims in life you should’ve reached when you’re 35 – according to Twitter!
#1 By age 35 you should have an entire cabinet filled with Tupperware containers. That don’t match. Just a bunch of random bottoms and tops that come cascading out on you every time you open the door
By age 35 you should have an entire cabinet filled with Tupperware containers. That don’t match. Just a bunch of random bottoms and tops that come cascading out on you every time you open the door.
— Danielle H (@FoodosaurusRex) 22. Mai 2018
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#2 By age 35 you should have started noticing uncomfortable similarities between you and your parents that you swore you would never be like
By age 35 you should have started noticing uncomfortable similarities between you and your parents that you swore you would never be like
— ! (@amadeaux) 25. Mai 2018
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#3 By age 35 you should have at least one potato masher in a drawer that prevents it from being opened
By age 35 you should have at least one potato masher in a drawer that prevents it from being opened.
— Your Secret Satan (@jadedinblue) 22. Mai 2018
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#4 By age 35 you should have at least two thirds of your hard drive space taken up by recursively nested copies of the hard drives from all your previous computers
By age 35 you should have at least two thirds of your hard drive space taken up by recursively nested copies of the hard drives from all your previous computers
— Alex Kerfoot (@akerfoot) 20. Mai 2018
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#5 By age 35 you should have reached that stage of time confusion where you’re convinced the 90s was only 10 years ago
By age 35 you should have reached that stage of time confusion where you're convinced the 90s was only 10 years ago.
— Jen '100% Dragon Age trash' Williams (@sennydreadful) 21. Mai 2018
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#6 By age 35 you should have a collection of excuses for cancelling plans and a system in place for how to realistically rotate them
By age 35 you should have a collection of excuses for cancelling plans and a system in place for how to realistically rotate them.
— MehGyver (@TheAndrewNadeau) 22. Mai 2018
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#7 By age 35 you should have a huge box of cables but you can’t throw them out because you’re pretty sure you still need a couple of them but you’re not sure which ones
By age 35 you should have a huge box of cables but you can't throw them out because you're pretty sure you still need a couple of them but you're not sure which ones
— Lori G ☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️ (@LoriG) 19. Mai 2018
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#8 By age 35 you will have lost track of how old you are. „I am 35 this year, right,“ you’ll say, but you won’t be certain. You won’t be certain of anything
By age 35 you will have lost track of how old you are. "I am 35 this year, right," you'll say, but you won't be certain. You won't be certain of anything.
— Mark Magark (@markedly) 24. Mai 2018
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#9 By age 35, you should be ready for bed. All the time. The earlier the better. In fact, just stay in bed the whole day
By age 35, you should be ready for bed. All the time. The earlier the better. In fact, just stay in bed the whole day.
— David Lewis (@davidclewis) 22. Mai 2018
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#10 By age 35, you should have lost most of your real life friends to misunderstandings, changing priorities, distance and unknown reasons and found a few hundred online strangers to laugh with
By age 35, you should have lost most of your real life friends to misunderstandings, changing priorities, distance and unknown reasons and found a few hundred online strangers to laugh with.
— equa-nimmi-ty (@nimmypal) 22. Mai 2018
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#11 By age 35 you should have a kitchen cabinet dedicated entirely to plastic bags that contain other, smaller plastic bags
by age 35 you should have a kitchen cabinet dedicated entirely to plastic bags that contain other, smaller plastic bags
— vytas (@peakysblinder) 20. Mai 2018
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#12 By age 35 you should run into friends and say „WE SHOULD HANG OUT SOON!“ twice a week. You will never hang out. You’ll just scream this at each other until one of you dies
By age 35 you should run into friends and say "WE SHOULD HANG OUT SOON!" twice a week. You will never hang out. You'll just scream this at each other until one of you dies.
— Luke Trayser (@trukelayser) 20. Mai 2018
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#13 By age 35 you should have at least 40 years experience for a junior entry level job
By age 35 you should have at least 40 years experience for a junior entry level job.
— Pips (@Pips801) 24. Mai 2018
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#14 Listen. Meghan Markle wasn’t a duchess til age 36 so stop telling me what I should have by age 35.
Listen. Meghan Markle wasn't a duchess til age 36 so stop telling me what I should have by age 35.
— Jessica Ellis (@baddestmamajama) 21. Mai 2018
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#15 „By age 35 you should have double your salary saved.“ 35 year old me: IM SUPPOSED TO HAVE A JOB?!?
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